Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by getting pregnant! That’s right, every time you hear PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK in the game, congratulations, you’re expecting! But be careful, because creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for – now you have to protect your little blocky bundle of joy too! So come on, join us and experience the ultimate challenge in Minecraft – parenthood!
| Server Highlights |
|---|
| Running Minecraft 1.21.4 with quality-of-life addons |
| Diamond-based economy rewards creativity |
| Active, mature community for collaboration |
| Proximity Voice Chat for interactive gameplay |
| Quality-of-Life Features |
|---|
| Player heads for decorating |
| Armor stand editor for creative displays |
| Invisible item frames for clean builds |
| Community Focus |
|---|
| Regular events and minigames |
| Helpful, welcoming players |
| Drama-free environment |
| Voice chat hangouts for socializing |
Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: Discord Link
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝
To join the server, please connect with Plooop on Discord or use the provided Discord link to join.
The server runs the latest version of Minecraft 1.21.4 with quality-of-life addons.
Yes, the server has a diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort.
Community events are regularly organized on the server. Keep an eye out for announcements in the community chat.
Yes, the server has simple, common-sense rules to maintain a drama-free environment. Please make sure to follow them.
First of all, no balding niggas allowed, so if you’re losing your hair, sorry, but you can’t sit with us. We only want luscious locks and flowing manes in this pixelated paradise.
Plus, our community is lit AF, like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory. You’ll meet the coolest peeps and make friendships that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe.
And the builds on this server? They’re more epic than a dragon fight in the Nether. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, you’ll be blown away by the creativity of our players.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, no balding niggas allowed.
Forget about real-life family issues and toxic relationships, on our server, the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers! Build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and team up with other players to take on epic adventures.
And hey, if you ever feel guilty for not taking in your nieces and nephews in real life, just remember that on our server, you can create a whole village of kids who will never ask you for anything except maybe some virtual cookies.
So come join us and escape the chaos of real life for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky friends to hang out with!
Sail the pixelated oceans, fight epic battles against creepers and zombies, and search for hidden treasures that will make you the richest player in the server!
With custom-made islands, unique quests, and crazy mini-games, you’ll never get bored on this server! Plus, our community is as wild and wacky as the characters in One Piece – you’ll fit right in, no matter how weird you are!
So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure, join our server, and become the king of the pirates (or at least the king of the blocky world)!
Ever wanted to share a bed with a random child who can’t even speak properly? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just like the OP’s mom, we encourage cozy slumber parties with kids who make up their own language. Who needs basic manners when you can have a sleepover with a child who thinks “palapalapaapapala pan” is a legit sentence?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the worst mom ever encourages her child to crash in your bed. Forget about school and education, just hand them a phone and let them watch videos in languages they don’t even understand. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs CPS or the police when you can have a blast in our small town Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Our server is like a magical rehab center for Minecraft addicts. We have therapists on standby ready to help you beat your addiction to boring gameplay. With our insane challenges and mind-blowing builds, you’ll be too busy having fun to even think about going back to those basic servers.
Join us now and let us help you beat your addiction to boring Minecraft servers. Trust us, once you experience the craziness of our server, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to recovery!
