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SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	97	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magic Items Found:	1586	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ores Mined:	5280	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	120	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Votes:	3044	Players Killed by Monsters:	8002
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!