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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4710 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!
