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  • Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP

    Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 7376
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Zombie Dances: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 254 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8944
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

    And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

    The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5790
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

    Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4922
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Potions Brewed: 115

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

    2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

    3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

    4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

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  • Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

    Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8318
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 779170 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Animals Bred: 164 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

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  • No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

    No More Fanservice Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3309
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

    Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

    Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 431
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Votes: 2741 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ores Mined: 3590
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

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  • BreadSRV

    BreadSRV
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6876
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

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    A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

    Join the discord to read the rules.

    213.239.198.168:31496

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8644
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

    Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

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  • No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

    No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8136
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

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