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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2106 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!
