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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4932 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Votes: | 7080 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
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so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.