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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 879 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!