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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7136 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 237 |
| Potions Brewed: | 179 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.
also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.
