| Server Name | The Eternal Region |
|---|---|
| IP | Not provided – Join through Discord |
| Version | Vanilla-based |
| Player Count | Varies |
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Join The Eternal Region server through Discord. Make sure to read the rules before applying.
Join now and be part of The Eternal Region’s history from the ground up!
| Brief Overview |
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| The Eternal Region is a fresh, community-driven Minecraft SMP for dedicated survival players. It is whitelisted, 18+ vanilla-based server that is three weeks old, allowing players plenty of time to make their mark in the growing world. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How to Join? | Join by visiting https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG and reading #rules before applying. |
| What Makes Us Unique? | – Fundamentally Vanilla: No game-breaking plugins, just quality-of-life improvements – Community-Driven: Polls decide updates, events, and changes – Expanding World Border: Started at 1,000 blocks, grows 250 blocks daily – Exciting Future Events – Survival Island Spawn: Team up or venture out solo into the expanding wilderness – No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells – Simple Voice Chat: Enhance interactions with proximity chat |
| Why Join Now? | With only a few weeks on the clock, now is the best time to jump in and be part of the server’s history from the ground up. Apply today, join the adventure, and make The Eternal Region your new Minecraft home! |
Welcome, mere mortal! You might think you know what reality is, but NO! Join us in the void—a Minecraft server so absurdly magnificent that your brain will beg for clarity but find only chaos! This is NOT just a server. It’s a portal to your wildest (and worst) nightmares! Why? Because if you don’t join now, you’re giving up your chance to understand the cosmic joke of existence! You’ll never play a normal block game again! Without this server, you might as well eat soup with a fork! Think about it!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time Travel Griefers | Fix the past by breaking the future! Why play in the present when you can play in the schism? |
| Floating Blocks of Melancholy | Experience existential dread as you construct WITHERS from dream fragments in the Sky of Sadness. |
| Endless Coffee Beans | Survive on bean farms that barely exist. Reality bends when you drink from the cup of nothingness! |
| Donald Trump Villagers | Bartering with villagers has never been so LOUD! They’ll sell you your worst fears for diamonds! |
| Exploding Bread | Who needs TNT? Just attempt to consume any freshly baked goods—you might not survive! |
Q: Can I join if I’ve never played Minecraft?
A: Totally! But beware, your ignorance is a powerful weapon against the chaos monster lurking behind the curtain of reality! Prepare yourself!
Q: How do I build in this server?
A: Building is overrated unless you consider constructing edible llamas a legitimate pastime—then you’re golden!
Q: What happens if I die?
A: Death is just the beginning! Or maybe it’s the end. Either way, your soul might be eternal (or non-existent). Who can say?
“Coffee bean prices are at all time highs and going up.”
“I don’t care about eggs but don’t fuck with my coffee!”
“Truth is a flat circle. Drink more coffee!”
You gotta join this server because, like, there’s this secret cave filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. I heard a player once ate one and turned into a dragon for a whole day. True story, bro.
And get this, there’s a village where all the villagers are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant you wishes and turn your wooden sword into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand. It’s wild, man.
But, like, be careful of the lava pits, they say there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there where everything is upside down and chickens rule the land. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
So, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with cookies and rainbows. It’s a Minecraft world like no other, dude.
So, like, if you wanna experience that level of craziness but in Minecraft form, then you gotta join our SMP! We have the most epic events, like building competitions where the losers get pelted with virtual tomatoes or treasure hunts where the prize is a giant potato statue. Plus, our community is so wacky and fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.
So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy moments together! Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have a virtual tomato throwing event in honor of that crazy hypothetical scenario at the address to congress, lmao. Let’s get weird, my dudes! 🍅🤪 #TomatoGate2021
join dis totally cray cray Minecraft server, pls lol
ok so listen up, u kno how Canada is like “ehhhh we want some of dem nukes from our NATO buddies” to keep Trump from doing Trump things? well we got a whole world of crazy like dat here, my dude.
u can build a massive leaf-shaped cauldron that brews maple syrup while fighting off mutant beavers who are DEF jealous of ur building skills. like, for real, they’re not just any regular beavers, they can summon their own lumberjack army. it’s like a nature vs. nurture showdown in pixelated glory!!
and get this, once u reach lvl 99 (which is like super duper easy, trust me, u just have to build a shrine to Justin Trudeau made entirely of cupcakes), u can unlock the “nuke” command — not real nukes, silly, more like super explosive cupcakes that rain down sugar bombs on ur enemies. boom! instant diabetes!
if u join now, u can also get a free pair of enchanted mittens that literally makes u throw snowballs that turn into polar bears. and u may think, "wow, polar bears, cool!" but these bears are trained in ancient Canadian martial arts and can kung fu kick any creepers right off the map!
also, there’s a rumor going around that if you craft a snowman while singing the Canadian national anthem backwards, u might summon a ghost of a Canadian lumberjack to guide u to hidden treasure — it’s like fortnite but with more flannel and maple syrup!
so stop being a noob and hop into the most bonkers, epic, totally absurd Minecraft experience ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe spelling)! see u on the other side, eh? 🍁💥🐻
