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AttackCraft: DieHardWishes

Violent behavior, bus attack, DieHardWishes, provoked attack, AttackCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about that time you got punched on the bus? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop fun!

Our server is so awesome, it will make you wish that guy who punched you on the bus meets a terrible fate. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your dark thoughts, we embrace the chaos here!

Join us and let all your frustrations out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and unleash your inner warrior as you take on epic quests and challenges.

Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you forget about that guy with the chipped tooth? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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Chad’s Realm of Infinite Chances 1.20.1

red flags, judgment, Child molestation, domestic violence, blink

Join our Minecraft server where Chad gets 20 chances to break every rule in the book, from felony to child molestation, while incels don’t even get a first chance! We don’t judge Chad, everyone makes mistakes, right? But if an incel blinks the wrong way, they’re locked up faster than you can say “red flags”. It’s all about confidence and context, baby! So come on down to our server where the rules are made up and the chances don’t matter!

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NoobRescue Minecraft Server

NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Blackmail, escorts, Extortion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

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EdibleFreakOutCraft

transparency, 18-20, Edibles, blow up, Discord

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, fake friends, and party shenanigans. Just like the OP, you might find yourself in a sticky situation where your ride to the party suddenly disappears because you refused to bring free edibles for everyone. But don’t worry, we have plenty of drama and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who needs free edibles when you have all this excitement?

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KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

Safer Kentucky Act, HB 5, Advocacy Groups, Prison, republicans

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

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Lost Foot Oasis 1.20

fetishism, Oasis, foot, foot worship, foot fetish

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We have blocks that look like feet, so you can still get your foot fix while playing. Plus, who needs a foot fetish when you can have a block fetish? It’s a whole new world of weirdness waiting for you!

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BFF’s Wedding Rush Minecraft Server

SELF AWARENESS, red flags, Support, self-care, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life friendships gone sour? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of trolling (in a good-natured way, of course). Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Forget about real-life friend drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat in a single night. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from all the craziness of the real world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

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PunishCraft: AITA Edition

cooperation, car ride, family dynamics, consequences, parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most epic battles are nothing compared to the drama of a family car ride! Join us for a wild ride filled with booster seat rebellions, iPad punishments, and cold shoulders galore.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of negotiating with a stubborn 10-year-old while trying to get to work on time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test your parenting skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family arguments.

But beware, the stakes are high on our server – one wrong move and you could find yourself in the doghouse with your spouse for making a disciplinary decision solo. Can you handle the pressure of being the sole enforcer of consequences, or will you crumble under the weight of your partner’s disapproval?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and hilarity of family dynamics like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have booster seats and iPads to contend with? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family drama!

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ScoopSquadMinecraftSMP

Yo yo yo, listen up all you epic gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because every time he mined a block, a diamond-encrusted potato popped out! Can you imagine the riches you could have with diamond potatoes? It’s like winning the lottery every time you swing your pickaxe.

But that’s not all, folks! This server is also home to the legendary Ice Cream Mountain, where the ice cream flows like a river of sugary goodness. And guess what? The ice cream gives you superpowers! Want to fly like a chicken? Eat some mint chocolate chip. Want to breathe underwater like a fish? Vanilla bean is the way to go.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous fun! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have diamond potatoes and superpower ice cream? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

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WaterMeatCraft

Fish, funny, Korean, humor, Language

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fish are considered water-meat and the sheep are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a diamond sword in a chest guarded by a chicken wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to groove with these funky animals while exploring our vast and bizarre world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the goofiest things in your language while embarking on hilarious adventures that will leave you laughing for days!

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