Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…
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Gentleman348MCQ&A
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Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!
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EliteBreweryMC
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Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!
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HoloBRATS Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is introducing a special branch called HoloBRATS! These vtubers are like the Powerpuff Girls on steroids, ready to bring some serious fun to your Minecraft experience.But wait, there’s more! These HoloBRATS will be exclusively on Youtube Kids, because let’s face it, regular vtubers are so last season. We believe in bringing the whole family together through Minecraft, so get ready for some wholesome family fun!
Join our server now and witness the chaos unfold as these pint-sized vtubers take over the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the HoloBRATS craze!
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CraftyClub Minecraft Server
aita, attendance, BANKRUPTCY, college club, committee members, communications officer, CraftyClub, Events, financial burden, Friends, Minecraft, Organizing, out of state, overspending, Pay, profit, refusing, roommates, Server, TICKETS, TurnoutsAre you tired of real-life drama and financial burdens? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join our server and leave your real-life problems behind. No need to worry about bankruptcy or overspending here – our virtual world is full of adventure, creativity, and fun!
Forget about demanding clubs and financial burdens, join us and let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs real-life friends when you can make lifelong companions in our Minecraft community?
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine diamonds than to worry about paying $300 to save a failing club. Let’s craft our way to happiness together!
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ParentalAnnivDanceGate
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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of special moments? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to interrupt your first dance with a surprise anniversary dance for your parents! Join us for a wedding-free experience filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and no unwanted interruptions from meddling family members. Trust us, you won’t find any anniversary dances here, only pure, uninterrupted fun! So come join us and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!
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CraftyHacksMC
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking pigs, and dancing creepers.Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back. True story.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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LankaManHunt Minecraft Server
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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the killer stalking Sri Lanka’s men is on the loose! But don’t worry, he’s just a friendly neighborhood creeper looking for some new buddies to play with. Plus, he’s got mad skills when it comes to building epic structures out of pixelated blocks.Join us if you wanna dodge arrows and dodge the killer’s hugs, as he tries to befriend you in the most unconventional ways. Who needs enemies when you’ve got a killer on your side, am I right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the killer stalking Sri Lanka’s men is the amount of fun you’ll have building, mining, and surviving in this wacky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will. But hey, YOLO, amirite?
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AussieSpyCraft
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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, an australian soldier shows up and starts spyin’ for russia! like, what even is happening right now?! but don’t worry, this server is so lit that even international espionage can’t bring us down. join now for a wild ride filled with crazy twists and turns. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government secrets while you’re at it. just watch out for those sneaky australian spies, they’re everywhere!
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60sCraft: Crafting History!
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haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with diamond pickaxes! we got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers for enchanted golden carrots and unicorn poop. the admin is a magical wizard who can turn u into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on unsuspecting players. join now and be part of the most epic adventure since the dinosaurs roamed the earth!
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CraftyPhoneAddicts
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so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft magic heal ur soul. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Astro’s Beach: where crafting meets tanning! Join us for MINE-tastic adventures! 18+ [SMP] server with community vibes! 🏖️
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Welcome to Astros Reach SMP Server
Server Information: Long-term, community-oriented SMP Server Age: 1 year Server Version: 1.21 Hardware: Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4 ✅ What Astros has to offer:
- Long-term vanilla world maintained and expanded by players
- Free community-use creative world
- Weekly and monthly events
- Helpful and knowledgeable community
- Caring staff
🖥️ Vanilla World Info:
- No world-border
- Various recipe add-ons
- Optimized hardware for lag-free experience
📋 How to join?
In order to join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Microphone recommended.
Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
We look forward to welcoming you to our community!
FAQ:
Q: What is Astros Reach SMP Server?
A: Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP server where every player matters.
Q: How long has the server been running?
A: The server has been in business for 1 year.
Q: What version does the server run on?
A: The server runs on version 1.21.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Microphone recommended.
Q: What features does the server offer?
A: The server offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly and monthly events, helpful community, and caring staff.
Q: Is there a world border in the vanilla world?
A: No, there is no world border in the vanilla world.
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Creeper Cafe Minecraft Server
Ambiance, atmosphere, cafe, casual dining, creeper, cuisine, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, dine-in, Dining, dining out, eat in, eatery, Experience, fine dining, Food, Meal, menu, Minecraft, Restaurant, restaurant review, Server, service, TastyAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet for your gaming appetite!Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But be careful, those chickens are no joke – they’ve been training in the art of poultry combat for years!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a burger so delicious that players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste. Rumor has it that the secret ingredient is actually a rare diamond block, but you didn’t hear that from us!
So come on down and feast your eyes on the wonders of our server. Just remember, once you take a bite, there’s no turning back. Bon appétit!