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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3945 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 156 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
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But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
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