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LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	2950
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	236	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9177

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1390
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	92	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

acceptance, afraid edition, Community, discussion, empowerment, ETERNAL, Femboy, femboys, Fun, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, non-binary, Players, safe space, Sexuality, Support, Thread, Trans, trap, Trapcraft, twink, twinks, unite

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

1. white people, 10. Societal norms, 11. racial humor, 12. satire, 13. racial stereotypes, 14. societal issues, 15. comedy, 16. race humor, 17. cultural humor, 18. racial dynamics, 19. racial insensitivity, 2. stereotypes, 20. racial humor in media, 3. humor, 4. race relations, 5. social commentary, 6. cultural differences, 7. diversity, 8. ignorance, 9. prejudice, Caucasians, Crafty, lol

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	2728
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9038	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!