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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7509 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Our server is like no other, with rules that are more twisted than your mother-in-law’s lies. From no kissing allowed to secret trips to Walmart, you never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about finding childcare, because our server is full of elderly neighbors with a penchant for purple lipstick who are more than happy to watch your baby while you mine for diamonds.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, confronting betrayal, and ultimately deciding if you’re the asshole in this crazy Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!