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Prison Break Minecraft Server

behind bars, Break, Convict, convicted felon, Correctional Facility, criminal, criminal justice system, detention, FAGGOT, federal prison, Forgot, incarceration, Inmate, Justice, Kek, law enforcement, Legal System, locked up, Minecraft, Prison, prison life, punishment, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4836	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5197

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Votes:	3750
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!

FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

air pollution, cardiovascular diseases, climate change, DOCTORS, environmental health, environmental impact, fossil fuel pollution, Fossil Fuels, FossilFuelMDs, global warming, health crisis, health risks, health warnings, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, medical professionals, Minecraft, Pollution, pollution control, pollution effects, public health, respiratory diseases, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT

FuchsCraft: Ukraine Edition

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Edition, european union, foreign policy, Fuchs armoured vehicles, FuchsCraft, geopolitical tensions, German Bundestag, government action, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, nato, political decision, security assistance, Supply, Ukraine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

lol u ever wanted to drive a Fuchs armoured vehicle in Minecraft? well NOW u can on our server! the German Bundestag is even callin for u to join and help supply these epic vehicles to Ukraine! join now and be a part of this epic mission to bring peace and chaos to the world of Minecraft! drive, fight, and conquer with us on our server! come join the fun and let’s make history together! #FuchsForUkraine #MinecraftMadness

BioTechCraft

biochemistry, biology, BioTechCraft, biotechnology, cells, cellular biology, chaos theory, chaotic, complexity, Dna, Evolution, genetic engineering, genetics, microbiology, Molecular biology, nanotech, nanotechnology, Organisms, Science, Synthetic Biology, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3282	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

So, like, u wanna join dis freakin’ awesome Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, dis place is like a crazy mix of biology and nanotech! Yea, you heard me right! Picture dis: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret lab where mutant chickens are takin’ over the world! And don’t even get me started on the giant bacteria mobs that roam the land, causin’ chaos wherever they go. But hey, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, dis server is the place to be. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

MouthwashCraft: Cancer-Free Zone

cancer detection, Cancer prevention, cancer prognosis, cancer recurrence, cancer research, cancer screening, cancer treatment, CancerFree, early detection, head and neck cancer, health science, medical breakthrough, Medical research, mouthwash test, MouthwashCraft, oncology, oral cancer, personalized medicine, precision oncology, predictive test, study findings, tumor recurrence, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	299
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re instantly transported to a magical land where mouthwash can predict head and neck cancer. like, what even is that?! but wait, there’s more! you can build giant mouthwash bottles as your base and battle other players with mouthwash cannons. it’s like a minty fresh apocalypse up in here. plus, rumor has it, if you find the secret mouthwash temple, you’ll gain special powers to predict the future. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server?! it’s a total game-changer, man. come join the wackiness now!

Rosefall: Where you can survive, fight bosses, and find custom items – No whitelist, just fun!

Bosses, boundless possibilities, breathtaking landscapes, Custom, custom cosmetics, custom materials, custom textures, diverse towns, enchanting ambiance, Epic Odyssey, epic quests, Fight, Find, Free Ranks, Fun, hidden mysteries, Items, minecraft lore, player community, player-run shops, Rosefall, Semi Vanilla, SURVIVE, twilight sky, Unique Adversaries, User-Friendly Land Claiming, weapons, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	play.rosefall.net
Discord	discord.gg/rosefall

Key Features

Custom Vanilla | Experience our server with a twist on Vanilla Minecraft. Play with custom materials, items, and weapons to combat unique adversaries.
Dungeons and Quests | Protect Rosefall and uncover its mysteries. Delve into dungeons, tackle quests, and progress through the storyline while collecting impressive loot.
Player-Driven Economy | Trade freely and set up player-run shops anywhere in the world, shaping the server’s economy.
User-Friendly Land Claiming | Safeguard your property effortlessly with Golden Shovels provided from the start.
Free Ranks | Earn ranks by playing and advancing on the server. Each rank comes with its own exclusive perks.
Friendly Community | Though we are a new server, we foster a mature, respectful, and friendly player community.
Custom Textures | Elevate your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets, and more!

What is Rosefall?

Rosefall is an up and coming Minecraft server that was publicly released on April 5th, 2024. We’ve crafted a unique Minecraft experience by infusing it with a touch of magic. Immerse yourself in a world teeming with breathtaking landscapes, hidden mysteries, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Explore diverse towns and villages, each with its own allure, awaiting your discovery and conquest.

Whether you’re a solitary traveler, a budding architect, or a courageous hero, Rosefall has something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, unravel the land’s enigmas, and etch your legend into the annals of Minecraft lore. The possibilities are boundless, and the choices are entirely yours to make.

Step into the enchanting world of Rosefall, where roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft odyssey. Your destiny beckons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server address play.rosefall.net in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules posted on our Discord server.
Can I create my own shops on the server?	Absolutely! Our player-driven economy allows you to set up your own shops and trade freely with other players.

VtuberVibes Minecraft Server

Anime, character analysis, Choice, digital avatars, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, hobbies, Individuality, interests, internet culture, Minecraft, online identity, personal branding, Personality, pop culture, Self-expression, Server, social media, streaming, virtual community, virtual reality, Vtubers, VtuberVibes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	3634
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for virtual YouTubers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate paradise for all VTuber enthusiasts! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of VTubers themselves! That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft alongside your favorite virtual idols, who will guide you through epic quests and hilarious challenges.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim your rightful place as the ultimate VTuber champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best friends with your favorite virtual idol – stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!