fed assets – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Retarded Minecraft SMP Player
Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.
Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?
So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

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Rosalia

Adventurer, approval process, character creation, Donations, Empire, Fairness, Farmer, Forbidden Lands, Guidelines, high fantasy, Historian, Lore, Moderators, reviewers, Rogue, Roleplaying, rosalia, rules, scattered peoples, smp, staff events, subscriptions, Unbiased, Updates

Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Staff Team	Experienced moderators and admins with over 20+ years of collective experience.
Approval Process	Simple character submission process for whitelist approval.
Updating & Expanding	Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run events.
Unbiased	No unfair advantages, donations, or subscriptions required. Objective staff decisions.
Lore	Explore the lands of Rosalia, discover secrets, and rebuild the once glorious empire.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing!

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement?

A: Yes, the server is for ages 16 and above.

Q: How often are lore events held?

A: Staff-run lore events are frequent to keep the world’s story moving forward.

Q: Are donations or subscriptions required?

A: No, there is no monetary requirement to play on the server.

Q: What kind of characters can I play as in the lore?

A: You can be an adventurer, rogue, historian, farmer, or any other role you choose!

Plastic Goystraw Fertility 1.20.1
#sustainability, 1.20.1, drinking straws, eco-friendly, environmental activism, environmental impact, environmentalism, fertility, Goystraw, harmful chemicals, health, infertility, liberal agenda, Liberals, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, reproductive health, reproductive rights, reusable straws, single-use plastic, toxic materials
Yo, bro, lemme tell you ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe it, man. So, like, first of all, they got this plastic goystraw that, get this, makes you infertile! Yeah, dude, like, you’ll be sippin’ on that goystraw and BAM, no more babies for you, but hey, at least you’ll own them liberals, amirite?
And, like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dude. This server is like a whole other dimension, man. You’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It’s wild, bro, like, you won’t even know what hit you.
So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s gonna make you question reality and make you regret reading, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

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GodlyGaffe Minecraft Server
GodlyGaffe, insulting god, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ community support, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ solidarity, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ advocate, LGBTQ+ ally, LGBTQ+ issues, Minecraft, Server
Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!
Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons while juggling TNT blocks. It’s a blast, literally!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a rainbow unicorn riding a llama while playing a harmonica. The possibilities are endless!

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BlockyBroGetaway
BlockyBroGetaway, Bonding, Communication, compromise, exclusion, Fairness, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, father daughter, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inclusion, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling bond, single mom, sister-in-law, Tomboy, Understanding
Are you tired of being excluded from the guys’ trip on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, EVERYONE is invited! We don’t believe in leaving anyone out, whether they’re a tomboy like Kelsey or a baking enthusiast like her mom.
Join us for epic adventures where family bonding is a top priority. No need to worry about being left behind while the guys go fishing or watch sports – on our server, everyone gets to join in on the fun!
Don’t let petty arguments ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and be a part of a supportive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome. Who needs a guys’ trip when you can have a family adventure right here? Join now and let the fun begin!

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TimeTraveler SMP – RightPersonWrongTime
destiny, fate, HEARTBREAK, love, love and destiny, love and fate, love and timing, love found, Love Lost, love quotes, love timing, missed connections, missed opportunities, relationships, right person, RightPersonWrongTime, second chances, smp, soulmates, TimeTraveler, Timing, timing is everything, wrong time
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the perfect mix of chaos and fun, ya know? Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was insane, bro. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta solve riddles to find it. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and making new friends, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server. How wild is that, bro? So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together, dude!

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Block Buddies United
beloved relationships, best friends, BLOCK, Buddies, cherished relationships, close-knit friendships, closest relationships, deep connections, deep friendships., emotional connections, family bonds, inseparable bonds, Intimate relationships, kindred spirits, loyal companions, Meaningful connections, personal connections, soulmates, Strong Bonds, tight-knit relationships, Trusted confidants, unbreakable ties, United
Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only accompanied by the sound of creepy cave noises? Join our Minecraft server and make friends with the creepers instead! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a squad of explosive buddies following you around everywhere?
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We throw the most epic block parties in the Nether, complete with lava fountains and zombie pigmen DJs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.
So ditch your boring old single-player world and come join the chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become besties with a skeleton or two!

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CraftyMetalTariffs
aluminum, Canada, CraftyMetalTariffs, Decision making, economic impact, Economy, global market, Imports, international trade, Manufacturing, metal industry, North America, policy, Political, Promises, protectionism, Steel, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more tariffs than trump on steel and aluminum imports, even from canada! why? because our server is so lit, it needs extra protection from foreign materials trying to steal our diamonds and gold! plus, our villagers are so shady, they need to be kept in check with some heavy taxes. join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy gone wild! #minecraft #tariffs #trumpwho

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New Server IP

BudderCraft

badlion client, Beta, BudderCraft, bugs, Cheating, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Features, Friendly, lunar client, Minecraft, Network, Prevention, PvP, rules, Server, skill, strategy, Suggestions, Updates

BudderCraft Server Overview

Key Points
1. Provide feature-rich modes
2. Strict prevention of cheating
3. Friendly community

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No mods are allowed except for specified ones in Badlion Client and Lunar Client.
What happens if someone cheats?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban.
Is toxic behavior tolerated on the server?	No, toxic behavior is not tolerated and can result in disciplinary action.
Are players required to join the Discord server?	Joining the Discord is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.
How often does the server update to the latest version?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new release.

If you’re interested in joining, connect using the IP: play.buddercraft.net

Mystic Realm Quests 1.21.1
1.21.1, Anne Frank, BONUS, controversial, Cum, cumtribe, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, F. Frank, face, family member, GIF, inappropriate, mystic, offensive, paint, Quests, Realm, Request, Semen, sexual, shoot, taboo
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like so lit, you won’t even believe it!
We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be questioning reality and stuff.
And the best part? We have this epic quest where you gotta paint this far family member of Anne Frank with… wait for it… CUM.
I know, right? It’s like the most outrageous thing ever, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together. It’ll be a blast, I promise.

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ScentCraft Minecraft Server
Birthday, body scrub, Communication, crying, EMBARRASSMENT, emotions, EXCITEMENT, family, Fragrance, friendship, Gifts, hygiene products, loofah, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, organic, perfumes, relationships, ScentCraft, sensitivity, Server, sister-in-law, soaps
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, just like the time I gifted my sister-in-law some perfumes and soaps for her birthday. She thought I was trying to tell her she smells bad, can you believe it? It was a whole misunderstanding that turned into a soap opera (pun intended).
But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to keep the drama to a minimum and focus on having a good time. Plus, we have the best hygiene products in the virtual world, so you’ll always smell fresh and clean while playing.
So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew a gift of perfumes and soaps could cause so much chaos? Only on our server!

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