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Great Power Minecraft Server

American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world power

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	685
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	175
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Towns Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	8605	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

amusing election happenings, Bad Bunny decides election, bizarre election outcomes, comical election scenarios, election, election absurdity, election comedy, election humor, entertaining election results, FUNNIEST, Funniest election outcomes, Harris loses Michigan, House decides presidency, humorous election twists, laughable election scenarios, Minecraft, Muslims voting green, outcomes, Pennsylvania goes blue, Political satire, Senate decides vice presidency, Server, tied election, Trump-Walz administration, unexpected election results, VoteCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

2020 election, Accountability, ballot dumps, consequences, Conspiracy, Corruption, election fraud, electoral integrity, fraudulence, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Liberals, locked up, Minecraft, No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes, political manipulation, punishment, rigging, Shenanigans, smp, trump, vertical lines

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	175105	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

biblical references, bizarre actions, blocky, confusing signals, cryptic communication, cryptic messages, Cultural differences, enigmatic clues, guy, Minecraft, movie references, mysterious intentions, obsessive behavior, odd behavior, perplexing actions, perplexing situations, puzzling behavior, questionable motives, Server, strange desires, strange requests, unhealthy relationships, unusual requests

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

88836902, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, steve, tags

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Farms Harvested:	796	Secret Passages Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	156	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, behavioral addiction, BLOCK, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Cybersex addiction, dopamine release, emotional regulation, gooning, internet addiction, mental health, Minecraft, online pornography, Party, porn addiction, power outage, recovery journey, relapse prevention, self-control, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexual compulsivity, technology dependence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3537	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!