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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1979 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!
Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.
So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).
