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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4824 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9033 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.
So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).