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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7805 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6104 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!
Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!