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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7844 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.