Fckhead Minecraft Servers

Fckhead Minecraft Servers

  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 4883
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2369 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5273
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7987
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the perfect solution for all your relationship woes! Join us and learn how to have a sexual relationship without being a creep, sexist, or misogynist. Our players have mastered the art of treating women with respect while still having a good time in-game.

    We offer special classes on how to interact with females in a non-objectifying way, led by our resident relationship experts who have never actually talked to a woman in real life. But hey, who needs real-life experience when you have Minecraft, right?

    Join us for a chance to prove that you can have a healthy, consensual relationship with a woman, even if you’ve never actually spoken to one before. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and show the world that you can be a respectful player, both in-game and in real life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why Is Linux So Difficult? Minecraft SMP

    Why Is Linux So Difficult? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6592
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Animals Bred: 132 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about taming a pack of wild llamas and riding them into battle against a giant mutant squid boss?

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the blocks have a mind of their own. One time, a group of players tried to build a castle only to have it come to life and start attacking everyone with flying sheep cannons.

    So why is Linux so difficult? Because on our server, anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Modpack Masters (ATM9)

    Modpack Masters (ATM9)
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1320
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Modpack Masters – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Join our dynamic community and explore a world of endless possibilities! We’re a friendly and active server where you can:

    Discover Infinite Worlds: Explore countless dimensions, each with unique challenges and rewards. Craft Epic Items: Build mind-blowing machines, enchant powerful gear, and create your dream base. Engage in Epic Battles: Battle fearsome creatures and other players in thrilling combat. Join a Thriving Community: Connect with fellow players, participate in events, and make lasting friendships.

    We’re currently running All The Mods 9 (ATM9), but we’re always open to new adventures. Vote on our next modpack and shape the future of our server!

    Join us now and start your Minecraft journey!

    modpackmasters.g.akliz.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DragonSpire Kingdoms

    DragonSpire Kingdoms
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9165
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dive into a rapidly growing SMP experience where a thriving economy fuels your adventures and towering, epic bosses test your skills. Build, trade, and fight your way to glory in a world full of challenges, opportunities, and camaraderie. Whether you’re a cunning merchant, a fearless adventurer, or a master builder, DragonSpire Kingdoms has a place for you. Join us now and become part of our growing community!

    Dragonspire.play-creative.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kaijin Fugeki: Chapter 24 Minecraft Server

    Kaijin Fugeki: Chapter 24 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3855
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists. Want to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword? We got you covered. How about building a castle made entirely out of cake? No problem!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dumping event. Once a week, players gather to see who can create the most outrageous dump (yes, you read that right). From giant toilets to poop-shaped houses, the creativity knows no bounds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Dumping champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Skibidi Toilet Minecraft SMP – The Great Work of Our Time

    Skibidi Toilet Minecraft SMP – The Great Work of Our Time
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7220
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Farms Harvested: 711
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the absurd and the hilarious collide in a glorious explosion of creativity? Look no further than our server! Skibidi is like the Picasso of Minecraft SMPs, except instead of painting, we’re building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where nothing is off-limits and everything is possible. Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it. Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s resources, but who’s counting?).

    So why should you join Skibidi? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insane and hilarious as you are? We’ve got players who can turn a simple dirt hut into a work of art, and others who can turn a peaceful village into a chaotic war zone in a matter of minutes. It’s like living in a sitcom, but with creepers and zombies instead of laugh tracks.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unique and absurd. Join Skibidi today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your base blown up, but that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ServerOG

    ServerOG
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5113
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is my minecraft cross-play server I want to make it for more minigames and I want to make it like asygames.com And it is the server at the beginning and it will become very popular You can also buy ranks if you want

    superog.falixsrv.me:41805

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabelMC Network

    BabelMC Network
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 8149
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Potions Brewed: 192
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    BabelMC growing server compatible with both Java and Bedrock starting with version 1.20

    We have a survival with many implementations with news that arrive periodically and events every month that the community can enjoy and win various prizes.

    Supporting the BabelMC server either by playing, sharing with friends or donating to the online store will make the server much bigger and will have the strength to expand and offer greater content to our community.

    babel.minecraft.best

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Starry Skies Minecraft Server

    Starry Skies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 4770
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Emeralds Found: 7244
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day on your regular Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to hang out with the coolest starlets in town!

    Join our server and you might just run into Jordyn Jones (JJ) building a mansion made entirely out of glitter blocks, or Sophia Diamond riding a diamond-encrusted pig through the Nether. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Breckie Hill hosting a fashion show with zombie models wearing the latest trends in armor!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to party with the most fabulous starlets in Minecraft history! Who needs boring old creepers when you can have glamorous celebs as your neighbors? Don’t miss out on the glitz and glamour – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8156
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade you diamonds for silly hats. Yes, you heard that right. Silly hats.

    2. Our Nether is basically a disco party with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with the undead.

    3. The End dimension is actually a giant maze filled with riddles and puzzles. If you can solve them all, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. How cool is that?

    4. Our server mascot is a chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a monocle and tophat. He’s basically the fanciest bird you’ll ever meet.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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