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| Players: |
91/700 |
Votes: |
252 |
| Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: |
23 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
2 |
| Holy Grails Found: |
4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
37 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: |
2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: |
6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: |
476 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: |
2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: |
0 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.
