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Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	6995
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	725
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Star Shards Collected:	275	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1069
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Dimension Hops:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Votes:	1141
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Emeralds Found:	5156
Runes Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	4082	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!