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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6754 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 442 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
