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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3536 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7755 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.