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CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	62
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	174	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4694	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!

TurbulenceCraft: GPU Weather Forecasting

Accuracy, acoustic turbulence, Acoustic waves, Astrophysics, computational science, data analysis, forecasting, GPU, Graphics cards, high performance computing, innovation, models, parallel computing, PC, researchers, scientific advancement, scientific research, simulation, Technology, turbulence theory, TurbulenceCraft, Universe, weather, weather forecasting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	595
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

yo, dis server be like a whole new universe, man. we got researchers using fancy schmancy parallel computing on graphics cards to make some crazy acoustic turbulence happen. like, you can literally feel the weather in minecraft, it’s so accurate.

and get this, we even got turbulence theory being applied in fields like astrophysics. yeah, you heard me right. you can study acoustic waves in the universe while building your own little blocky world. it’s like science class, but way more fun.

so come join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the power of acoustic turbulence in minecraft. who knew science could be this lit?