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Eternal Vortex 1.20.5

mental health, self worth, dark thoughts, Therapy, SUICIDE

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like the world is a dumpster fire and you’re just a sad little marshmallow roasting in the flames, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Why? Because here, you can unleash all your pent-up rage and frustration by blowing up virtual blocks instead of real people. It’s like therapy, but with explosions. So come on, let’s turn that self-loathing into some epic creeper explosions. Who needs therapy when you have TNT?

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NoClueCraft

NoClueCraft, AITA snapping at SO questions attic 3am jumpy ladder roof cat cops neighbors stressful situation understanding feelings cooperative asshole moods mystery hypothetical spiderman

Are you tired of dealing with mysterious noises in the middle of the night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life drama of attic intruders and rooftop runners! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any unwanted surprises. No need to shine a torch on the roof or wake up the neighbors – just log on and start crafting your way to happiness. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who won’t call you an asshole for not knowing who was on the roof. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only mystery is how to build the coolest castle!

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SuckerForHerBlocks

Preferences, Men, Irresistible, DATING, infatuation

Attention all Minecraft players, are you ready to join the most epic and hilarious server in the blocky world? We have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Do you love a woman who can build a mean redstone contraption? Well, on our server, all the ladies are redstone wizards who can make your jaw drop with their intricate creations.

Are you a sucker for a woman with a killer sense of humor? Look no further, because our female players will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their hilarious jokes and pranks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of mermaid players who can swim faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join them in their underwater adventures and discover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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GenderBan Minecraft Server

Social Issues, Minors, president, Healthcare, Bans

come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all gender-affirming care for players under 18 because we believe in equal mining rights for everyone! you’ll have to prove your worth by mining diamonds with your bare hands while riding a llama through a lava pit. but don’t worry, our resident llama whisperer will guide you through the treacherous journey with their expert knowledge of llama psychology. join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond miner and llama rider in the land!

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CraftyAssassins

united states, Netanyahu, international relations, Netanyahu Trump, CraftyAssassins

so, like, imagine this: on this epic minecraft server, you can join forces with netanyahu and trump to take down all your political enemies. they give you this super cool device that can like, totally assassinate anyone who gets in your way. it’s like, the ultimate power move, bro. join now and become the most feared player on the server. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the power of netanyahu and trump’s device. let’s do this, gamers!

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Polymer Preggo Cure Craft

medical breakthrough, tumor growth, cancer treatment, reproductive health, personalized medicine

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a secret weapon against creepers – DRUG NANOCARRIER POLYMERSOMES. these bad boys target those pesky protein cells responsible for choriocarcinoma, a rare pregnancy-related cancer. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got science on our side! join now and be part of the most lit and scientifically advanced minecraft server out there! #creeperfreezone #polymersomepower

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Blossom Legends

Adventure Survival Creative PvP Minigames Skyblock Factions Roleplay Economy Towny Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Vanilla Parkour Mods Bedwars Skywars Capture the Flag UHC, Prison, Survival, Skyblock

Welcome to Blossom Legends, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

blossomlegends.com

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The Idiots

Owners, Allowed, Survival, Problems, Cross-Play

Vanilla survival server stealing is allowed but frowned upon. Server is still new so may be some problems with it please let server owners know if u find any.

46.4.77.122:25594

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Unknown SMP [Modded]

Poke’s Server Hub, Working, Heroes, SuperHero, Discord

Superhero Server Overview

Modpack Link	Unknown SMP
Discord	Poke’s Server Hub

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join as a citizen or hero?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server as either a citizen or hero role.
Are there any restrictions on powers for heroes?	There are guidelines in place to maintain balance and fairness among heroes, please refer to the server rules for more information.
Can I create my own hero character?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own unique hero characters within the server’s theme.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP may be allowed in designated areas or events, please check with server moderators for more information.

Combat Zone Warriors 1.21.2

courage, Combat, challenge, warrior, Hero

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual battlefield where you can unleash your inner warrior and fight against evil doers like a freakin’ superhero!

I’m talking epic battles, crazy weapons, and intense PvP action that will have you on the edge of your seat the whole time!

So, if you’re ready to show off your mad skills and take down some baddies, then this is the place for you! Join now and let the games begin!

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