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Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Items Found:	7035
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mines Excavated:	3671	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	763	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Villages Defended:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	4510
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ores Mined:	1952
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.