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RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3101	Ores Mined:	6411
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ores Mined:	6667	Enchantments Applied:	250
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Animals Bred:	84
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	159	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	130	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	672039
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Towns Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Block Party Minecraft Server

academic success, accomplishment, BLOCK, class assignment, creative writing, Drivers license, fake news, good things, life update, lying.., milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Party, personal achievement, personal growth, positive news, reaching goals, school work, self improvement, Server, Small victories, Struggling, Student Life

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	4390	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!