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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1397 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
