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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3745 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 385 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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