Fate'S Chosen MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fate’s Minecraft Kingdom

crown, Legacy, Prophecy, Ruler, Saga

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land, ruled by the one and only King of Fate! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The King of Fate himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a diamond sword made from the tears of a dragon. Yes, you heard that right, a dragon cried to make this sword.

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky critter you’ll come across.

3. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! The King of Fate encourages creativity and weirdness in all its forms. Who needs stone and wood when you have a dairy kingdom at your fingertips?

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Don’t believe us? Join the server and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join the King of Fate’s Minecraft server today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

Lads, personal growth, mindfulness, losing it, addiction

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

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CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

social media detox, Job, Transfer, Upset, Minecraft

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

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ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

car noise, Allowed, consideration, ModdedHub, relationships

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, relationships, ex jokes, Exs

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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PainCraft: Ouch Edition

pain tolerance, physical pain, coping with pain., Ouch, Agony

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

ukraine war, civilian casualties, Ukraine’s defences, WARFARE, War Crimes

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

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VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

Redstone, Venezuela, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, maritime cooperation

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

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MomGonePhoneGrief

Pain, MomGonePhoneGrief, Loss, HEARTBREAK, hardest moment

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

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PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

study, Needed, Medication abortion, repeat, pills by mail

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

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