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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 424 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 51 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!
