Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players who have biceps bigger than their heads and bellies that could rival a chest full of loot. Our server is a place where you can build a fortress made entirely out of protein shakes and flex on your enemies while riding a pig into battle.
But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was defeated by a player who bench-pressed it into oblivion. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the gay musclegut elite?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your protein powder, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few abs of steel. Let’s show the world that being strong and fat is the ultimate power move in Minecraft!
So like, if you wanna know why it’s so dang hard to limit fat & sugar to 10% of your daily calories, then you gotta come hang with us on this server. We’ll show you a whole new world of food and drink that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍔🥤 #MinecraftMadness
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Tomoko, but instead of her usual skinny self, she’s a chunky, lovable blob. Why? Because why the heck not! Our server is all about breaking the rules and having a good time, so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, this is the place to be.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Tomoko’s Big Feast” where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual cake in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a pet pig named Tomoko Jr. who follows them around and oinks encouragingly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embrace the madness. Tomoko may be a fat fuck, but she’s our fat fuck, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.
Picture this: you’re exploring a vast world filled with mystical creatures and hidden treasures. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Who will emerge victorious? Only on our server will you find out!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive emotes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From the “Chicken Dance” to the “Zombie Shuffle,” you’ll be the life of the party wherever you go.
And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident wizard, Jinhsi. Rumor has it he can turn a block of dirt into a diamond with just a flick of his wand. Don’t believe us? Join the server and see for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t forget to use the secret code “WUTHERINGGIFT” for a special surprise. See you on the other side, adventurer!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is peaceful and boring? Come to our server where you can experience the thrill of telling your dad his wife can’t be called Grandma! Watch the drama unfold as you navigate through the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between stepmother and biological mother as they battle it out for the title of Grandma. Will they come to a compromise or will the drama escalate to new heights? Only on our server will you find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s dumbest movie title competition, where players can submit their most ridiculous movie titles for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual popcorn.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
imagine fighting off mobs with actual missile defense systems, talk about taking survival mode to the next level! plus, you never know when a real-life war might break out and you’ll need those patriot systems to defend your blocky creations.
join now for the most intense and chaotic minecraft experience you’ll ever have, trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! 🔥💣🚀 #minecraftwarfare #patriotdefense #blockyprotection
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!
SomeleCraft – Servidor de Minecraft
SomeleCraft is an exciting Minecraft server that offers players the chance to dive into three unique and exciting game modes. With a focus on fun and community, SomeleCraft provides a varied and exciting gaming experience for all Minecraft fans. The three game modes available on SomeleCraft are:
1. Extreme Survival: – In Extreme Survival mode, players will face intense and exciting challenges in a hostile environment where they will have to survive against all odds. Scarce resources, dangerous enemies and the need for strategy will be key to survival in this game mode.
2. Gens: – Gens mode offers players the chance to explore a world full of mystery and adventure. With unique challenges, hidden treasures, and the ability to interact with other factions, players will be able to immerse themselves in a fascinating gaming experience full of surprises.
3. Skyblock: – In Skyblock mode, players will be challenged to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Creativity, planning and cooperation will be critical to thriving in this unique and challenging environment.
Whether exploring extreme landscapes in Extreme Survival, unraveling secrets in Gens or defying gravity in Skyblock, SomeleCraft offers a variety of gaming experiences to suit the tastes of all players. Join us at SomeleCraft and immerse yourself in a world of adventure, fun and camaraderie in the Minecraft universe. Your next great adventure awaits you at SomeleCraft!
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A place where you can come build, have fun and explore the many many dungeons that mcdownunder has to offer, we also have an economy where you can shop til you hearts desire. Flight is allowed if you have time, ranks to get the jobs that you need or want to earn those $$ so come have fun and make new friends in MC DOWN UNDER
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Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because logging in from Facebook/Google is so last season. Plus, we have a Beginner’s FAQ that’s so helpful, it’ll make you say “Enderman who?”
But wait, there’s more! We have translated story and lore material that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get us started on our news and events – we’ve got more going on than a zombie siege during a blood moon.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember our motto: “Reminder to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, and to lurk 2 months before posting.” Because if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on the most epic trolling and building experiences this side of the End Portal. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!