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Meta Discovery Craft 1.20.2
>Join our Minecraft server and become a Chad like the one in the discord server! >We have tons of cute Minecraft girls to show off to! >It’s easy to level up from a 5 to a 7 in our server! >Take those blocky unattractive Minecraft characters and turn them into Minecraft hotties! >Encourage them to mine more, build better, and eat those virtual carrots! >You can probably make a creeper workout and dress better in our server! >Join now and start psyoping those Minecraft characters into becoming Minecraft stacies! -
UK Love Quest 1.20
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more rare than a slim white woman in the UK? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive that even 7/10 facially blessed men who are 6’2″ or taller can join!We’ve got cute ethnic girls, slim white women who actually want you, and a whole bunch of niggas who will be mad at you for racemixing – it’s a party!
Join us today and experience the thrill of dating in 2025, where the minimum requirement is a 7/10 rating and a height of 6’2″. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most outrageous way possible!
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BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!
But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MineFighter Central – Where Creepers Throw Down in ‘/sfg/’!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old games and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you in stitches!Join our server for a chance to battle it out in epic Street Fighter 6 tournaments! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, it’s all about landing those sick combos and mastering your footsies in our virtual fighting arena.
But wait, there’s more! We have high level replays for you to study, frame data to analyze, and even a glossary to help you understand all the fighting game jargon. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Daigo drills to get you warmed up and ready to take on any opponent.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Street Fighter in the world of Minecraft!
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ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Rule and Creepers Drool
Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.
So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!
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MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!
Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind! -
Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools
Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.
So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!
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Zeus’ Pixel Paradise: Where reality is optional and screenshots are overrated
Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where you can live out your wildest Greek mythology fantasies! Who needs the right picture when you can battle minotaurs, ride Pegasus, and even challenge Zeus himself to a game of Minecraft PVP?Our server is so epic, even Hercules would be jealous. Join now and experience the thrill of building your own Acropolis, exploring the depths of the underworld, and maybe even finding a secret stash of diamonds guarded by a three-headed dog.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft hero of ancient Greece! Just remember, don’t anger the gods or you might end up with a lightning bolt in your blocky behind.
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Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today! -
Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!