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CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Runes Activated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	505	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Anime, content creators, Corpos, digital influencers, discussion, Entertainment, favorite Vtubers, Gaming, Hide, indies, internet culture, Minecraft, off-topic raids, Online Community, Report, Server, shitposting, streaming, Ultimate, Uoh, UohCraft, Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

A.I, A.I. creations, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, cutting-edge technology, data analysis, deep learning, emerging technology, finds, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, madness, Minecraft, neural networks, New A.I., obscure A.I., programming, recent A.I., robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!

AllergicRoomieCatDrama

allergic roommate, AllergicRoomieCatDrama, allergy management, cat allergies, cat ownership, Communication Issues, getting a cat, living arrangements, managing allergies, nonnegotiable, pet accommodations, pet agreement, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet ownership rights, pet therapy, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate expectations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

PrisonSwapCraft

Conflict Resolution, detainment, Diplomacy, exchange, freedom of press, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Justice, Media, multi-country, Négotiation, News, Politics, prisoner swap, PrisonSwapCraft, released, reporter, russia, united states, US

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Mines Excavated:	1701
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlindBrainCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

u ever wonder what it’s like to have a brain that’s been blind since birth? well, on this server, we take that unique brain pattern and turn it into a MINECRAFT WONDERLAND. join us and experience the most INSANE visual cortex connectivity you’ve ever seen in your life. it’s like a fingerprint, but for your BRAIN. come see what all the BLIND BRAIN hype is about and join us TODAY!