Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Animals Bred:	160	Void Gems Collected:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3065
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

Sword Swinging Samurai Server – Where Buying Minecraft is as Easy as Slicing Through Creepers!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Emeralds Found:	6193	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the samurais hang out! That’s right, we have an exclusive samurai clan that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. And if you join now, you’ll receive a free katana skin for your sword!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of stealth and cunning. You’ll be sneaking up on creepers and zombies like a pro in no time!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the mystical llama king. Legend has it that whoever finds his treasure will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a master of the Minecraft universe. Remember, “I see samurai, I buy your game, simple as”!

Devil’s Backbone | 1980s Roleplay Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

🍂 | Vermont, 1986. The cicadas sing of change.Devil’s Backbone is a whitelisted Minecraft roleplaying experience. Set in 1980s America, the server follows the story of abnormal small town Blackwater Hills.

With a mystery around every corner, Devil’s Backbone Strives to embody a prime literate roleplay environment with an open setting for character exploration.

Ready to board? Join our Discord server to learn more, and experience the server to its fullest when it launches on June 7, 2024.

🔎 | Features

Devil’s Backbone offers a wide variety of immersive features to take your roleplay experience to the next level.

. . .And so much more.

• Version 1.19.4 (Optifine)• No mods required• Custom resource pack (with CITs, wearables, and vehicles)

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UnluckyCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of your Minecraft world being as boring as watching paint dry? Do you feel like nothing good will ever happen to you in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to change all that! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you sage advice on how to conquer the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to your mundane Minecraft existence and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

LOLZCRAFT: Archduke Franz Ferdinand’s Last Stand

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	901	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7045
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on the challenge of finding the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious tacos and the creepers explode into confetti.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Classic Skyblock: Where even the sky struggles with social distancing! Latest update: 1.20.6

1.20.6, admin shops, Casual, classic, competitive, complex, Crates, DISTANCING, gamemode, golden era, guis, HACKING, islanders, Items, Kits, LATEST, Minecraft, pay to win, Ranks, Rustic, Server, SKY, Skyblock, smp, Social, Spam, Struggles, Successor, Tribute, tutorials, update, Wasteland

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Server Overview

Server Name	BOUNTYCRAFT CLASSIC-STYLE SKYBLOCK
Started	05/14
Versions	1.20.4 to 1.20.6
IP Address	135.148.124.185

Server Features

Many years ago, skyblock was the number one gamemode in minecraft. Now, it’s a wasteland. The few servers left are overly complex…

Bountycraft fixes this. This is a classic-style skyblock server. Based largely on my experience playing Skyblock as a little kid a decade ago…

Server Rules

RULES -> No hacking, cheating, exploits, hateful language, bullying, toxicity…

NOTES -> You cannot buy ANYTHING at spawn or an adminshop…

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I buy items at spawn?	No, all items must be obtained by players themselves or through player-run shops.
Are mending enchants and Netherite upgrades allowed?	No, these features are blocked to maintain classic-style gameplay.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is off by default, but players can toggle it on/off for island PvP.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports Java 1.20.4-1.20.6 clients.

Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a literal dump…literally! We have transformed a giant garbage dump into a Minecraft world filled with trash mobs, garbage-themed builds, and even a landfill dungeon to explore.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of mutant rats and toxic waste zombies. Build your base out of old tires and broken appliances, or challenge yourself to survive in the radioactive wasteland biome.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the Trash Olympics, where players compete in garbage-themed mini-games for epic loot. And don’t forget about our weekly Trash Talk Tuesdays, where players can battle it out in PvP arenas made entirely of trash blocks.

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that’s as ridiculous as it is fun, come join us at our dump-themed server. Just be sure to watch out for the giant mutant seagulls…they’re not friendly.

Blocky Legends: Crafting Chaos with /axg/ – Apex Legends General

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Buildings Constructed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will really test your skills and keep you on your toes? Look no further than our DEATHbox edition server!

Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and non-stop action. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you forget about all those other boring servers out there.

We have custom maps that will blow your mind, updates that will keep you coming back for more, and a Steam group that is basically a cult at this point.

So why join our server? Because where else can you battle it out with other players in a virtual world that will make you question your sanity? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. But hey, who needs sleep when you’re having this much fun, right?

CatCraft Survival (Java & Bedrock)

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Votes:	7702
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Embark on an unforgettable journey in CatCraft, an immersive and feature-rich Minecraft Survival SMP designed for players seeking the perfect blend of excitement and simplicity. Join our welcoming community, where seasoned and new players come together to explore, learn, and thrive in a vibrant world brimming with endless possibilities!

✨ Unleash Your Creativity in CatCraft – Here’s What Awaits You: ✨

🌍 Explore the Expansive Realms: Dive into our ever-expanding, never-resetting Overworld, including the newly launched Green Realm teeming with untold adventures!

🌳 Instant Tree Chopping & Veinmining Support: Enjoy seamless resource gathering with our efficient tree chopping and veinmining addition – perfect for builders and miners alike!

💎 Diamond Economy: Shape CatCraft’s economy with our community driven diamond-based economy and bustling Market, packed with unique player-owned shops.

🔥 Latest Minecraft Version (1.20.1): Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates, enhancing your gameplay with fresh content and endless exploration.

🎮 Java & Bedrock Compatibility: Play on your preferred platform, as our server fully supports both Java and Bedrock editions.

🌐 Worldwide Community & Staff: Connect with friendly players and supportive staff from various time zones, ensuring a vibrant and helpful community around the clock.

🛡️ Grief Protection & Smooth Performance: Experience uninterrupted fun with our powerful servers, top-notch grief protection, and lag-free gameplay.

🎉 Regular Events & Activities: Participate in engaging events and activities curated by our dedicated staff, keeping the CatCraft experience fresh and entertaining.

Join CatCraft today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Adventure awaits – are you ready to answer the call? 🌟

pm.catcraft.net

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!

Application Process, brooms, Characters, CLOSET, Community, Conflict, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, History, Interaction, Janitors, Lore, Mops, Nations, Pickaxes, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server Experience, smp, Swords, Towns, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Animals Bred:	182
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Goal	Fun worldbuilding via roleplay, nations, and conflict
Community	Friendly community accepting of all
Events	In-game community events
Application Process	Simple application to filter out wrong-doers

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to go through an application process. Simply talk about your plans for interaction and any lore you have in mind and read the rules.

2. What is the main focus of the server?

The main focus is fun worldbuilding through roleplay, nations, and conflict. Players create deep connections between nations and characters, interact with others, and develop their own stories.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, there are in-game community events that everyone can participate in and enjoy.

4. Is the community welcoming to all players?

Yes, the community is accepting of all peoples, except for those who do not follow the rules or are mean-spirited.

5. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join the Janitor’s Closet Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/W2HDCptfjb

Log Fag’s Pumpkin Smash

1. log fag, 10. success, 11. rock, 12. alternative, 13. iconic, 14. musician, 15. career, 16. achievement, 17. popular, 18. hit song, 19. chart topper, 2. smashing pumpkins, 20. congratulations, 3. realization, 4. surprise, 5. music, 6. band, 7. discovery, 8. celebrity, 9. fame, Fags, log, Pumpkin, SMASH

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the log fag from Smashing Pumpkins is a regular player! That’s right, you can mine diamonds with a rock legend by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Enderman. Dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes, because on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a log fag.

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