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Laughcraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

192.3.46.98

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ores Mined:	7904
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Items Found:	3741
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

play.velocity-mc.com

VanillaMC

Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2407
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

This is a regular survival server

192.95.49.186

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8536
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

FadedSB.com

Dovercraft

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Dover craft Friendly towny server

23.95.30.145

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	6417	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

www.vanilla-craft.com

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

87.98.139.117:26365

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2104	Enchantments Applied:	211
Astral Projections Made:	3	Votes:	3964
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

play.UWARS.NET

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	61

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

vtownhood.mymc.io

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Survival Server

play.craftlife.com.br