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ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

advice, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, gender, Identity, Interaction, lol, Male, man, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men only, no fags, Q&A, question and answer, real, Support, Thread, Threads, welcome

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

BELIEF, blocky, chosen people, Community, continuity, cultures collapse, diamonds, Endurance, FAITH, History, Identity, Jewcraft, Jews, Legacy, Life, main characters, perseverance, realization, Religion, resilience, Survival, systems collapse, tradition

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3766	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	6456	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, covers, Crafty, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, karaokes, Land, lols, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

2d art, Aesthetics, art style, artwork, Beautiful, best looking 2D game, classic, creativity, design, FANTASY, Gaming, graphics, indie games, lol, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixel art, pixelated, platformer, Retro, Server, side scrolling, video games, Visual

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6600	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	7672	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	2445	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	4321	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mines Excavated:	2937	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

#youtube, achievement, action-packed, Best OST, challenge, Cinematic, emotional, Epic, Experience, Galore, Game, gameplay, Immersive, INTENSE, KinoCraft, lol, MOMENTS, most kino moment, Music, ost, Play, REWARD, shithttps, Soundtrack, video game

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3423
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙