🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1851 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4479 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.
Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.
Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!
