Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, Boundaries, brownskins, Censorship, controversial topics, Dicks, discrimination, Ethics, explicit content, fat, fat horse dicks, Firewall, Hate Speech, Horse, inappropriate content, Kids, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, sensitive subjects, shock value, smp, societal norms, taboo subjects, throw jews in fire

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	1277
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	157521
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

UrinalNeighborParking

bathroom, CAR, common courtesy, consideration, driveway, Etiquette, etiquette violation, House, Manners, neighborly behavior, neighbors, Parking, parking etiquette, parking habits, personal space, Respect, rules, social awareness, social norms, urinal, UrinalNeighborParking

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where parking your car in front of someone else’s house is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We embrace the chaos and the drama of blocking driveways and causing mayhem in the neighborhood.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?

ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

Attitudes, Behavior, benevolent sexism, Cheaters, CHIVALROUS, ChivalrousCraft, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, hostile sexism, infidelity risk, Men, patronizing views, Perception, Predictors, Psychology, relationships, research, sexism, societal norms, Spotting, study, trust issues, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

yo, do u wanna join a minecraft server where benevolently sexist men are the key to success? yea, u heard me right. these dudes may seem all chivalrous and stuff, but they actually be cheatin’ on u left and right. it’s like a soap opera up in here, drama for days. come join the madness and see if u can survive the treacherous world of minecraft with these shady characters. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!

Adventure, building, collaboration, Community, Crafting, Datapacks, Events, Exploration, Fabric, hermitcraft, jealous, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, required, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, warped, Whitelist, youngsters

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.

Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.

Helpful Links:
Discord Invite: Join Here
Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.

How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.
Is the server modded?	No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines.

OkuCraft Minecraft Server

bittersweet farewell, comedy, curvy goddess, emotional goodbye, Farewell, final chapter, Goodbye, long-running series, Manga, manga chapter, manga conclusion, manga ending, manga finale, manga goddess, manga goodbye, manga series, manga series finale, Minecraft, Oku-san, OkuCraft, romance, Server, slice of life

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, say goodbye to those dull days and say hello to our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like a curvy goddess that you won’t be able to resist! After 15 years of searching, we have finally found the perfect combination of fun, excitement, and pure awesomeness.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Bob, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese (yes, cheese!) and defend it from hordes of evil creepers who are determined to steal your precious loot.

But that’s not all! Our server also has mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing, where you can compete against other players for glory and bragging rights. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm, where you’ll encounter fiery demons and lava lakes that will test your courage and skill.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

AssistQueenCaitlin Minecraft SMP

7th spot, Angel Reece, assist record, AssistQueenCaitlin, athletes, award, Basketball, Black vs White, Caitlin Clark, Competition, coverage, double double record, Iowa vs Chicago, Liberty, Minecraft, Records, Rookie, Rookie of the Year, smp, sports world, Teams, wnba

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are breaking records left and right! Just like Caitlin Clark breaking the assist record and Angel Reece breaking the double-double record on the same day, our players are constantly pushing the limits of what’s possible in the game.

We’ve got teams fighting for the 7th spot to avoid the dreaded “Liberty” (whatever that means in Minecraft), with epic battles between the Black and White teams from Iowa and Chicago. The drama is so intense, it’s getting coverage outside of the Minecraft world!

Who will win the coveted title of Rookie of the Year in our crazy SMP? Join now to find out and be a part of the madness!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

close friends, family, immediate family, Minecraft, Server, Small wedding, step siblings, step-siblings drama, step-siblings dynamics, step-siblings not invited, step-siblings not invited to wedding, step-siblings relationship, step-siblings wedding controversy, step-siblings wedding drama, step-siblings wedding etiquette, step-siblings wedding exclusion, step-siblings wedding invitation, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Items Found:	4229	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	125

So you’re looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!

And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.

So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!

FosterCraft: No Snitching Allowed!

#authorities, Allowance, Allowed, Argument, biological daughter, Chores, Communication, Crush, drug accusation, electronics, family dynamics, foster daughter, FosterCraft, grounding, Intentions, legal trouble, misunderstanding, parenting, school incident, skittles, snitching, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	8052	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and misunderstandings, just like in the story of Mary and Lyla.

Imagine a world where skittles are mistaken for drugs, leading to police involvement and family turmoil. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics, teenage drama, and questionable intentions. Will you be the hero who brings peace to the family, or will you stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

YouthfulGranny Minecraft SMP

“Youth, Adulthood, aging, changing times, cultural shifts, feeling old, generational differences, growing up, life experiences, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, technology advancements, time passing, wisdom, YouthfulGranny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9132	Mines Excavated:	1753
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	42
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world full of zoomers? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the Fountain of Youth! That’s right, just by joining our server, you will instantly feel like a spry young whippersnapper again. Say goodbye to those aching joints and hello to endless energy for mining and building!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Warp Portal, where you can travel back in time to relive your glory days of playing Minecraft for the first time. Remember when creepers used to scare the pants off you? Well, get ready to experience that heart-pounding fear all over again!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn back the clock on feeling old. Who needs a time machine when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

CraftyCraftServer

algorithm, Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyCraftServer, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, karma system, lack of diversity, Misinformation, mob mentality, Online Community, online harassment, reddit, reposts, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion on Reddit? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting downvoted is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! We’ve got a community of players who will upvote your creations faster than you can say “Steve.” Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond ore and enchanted golden apples – perfect for when you need to escape the wrath of the Ender Dragon. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not your pet pig is wearing a top hat. Join us now and start crafting your own hilarious adventure!

CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Bans, climate change, Coal exports, CoalToIsrael, colombia, economic impact, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Export ban, Fossil Fuels, global trade, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy, renewable energy, Server, south america, Trade

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Colombia banning coal exports to Israel! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

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