fat guys – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!
Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!
Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!
Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!
Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!
But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!
So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

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Momma’sExOverFiance
amicable split, Bonding, Boundaries, childhood friends, Communication, emotional reactions, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, Fiance, loyalty, military family, misunderstandings, MommasExOverFiance, Motherhood, relationships, Respect, Sisterhood, son’s ex, spending Mother’s Day
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation.
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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Oompa Loompa’s Death Song Minecraft Server
Afterlife, Chocolate Factory, dark comedy, death, Eulogy, FANTASY, fictional characters, humor, Legacy, Loompas, Lyrics, Minecraft, morality, Musical, oompa, Oompa Loompas, Remembrance, Rhymes, satire, Server, singing, song, Tribute, willy wonka
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Oompa Loompas are singing about your epic fails! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. When you die, the Oompa Loompas will serenade you with a hilarious song about your mishaps in the game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience! So come on over and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to have your failures immortalized in song by the Oompa Loompas!

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CraftyLovePeeves
annoying habits, cleanliness, clinginess, Communication Issues, CraftyLovePeeves, dishonesty, Disrespect, forgetfulness, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of effort, lack of empathy, laziness, passive aggressive behavior, personal space, pet peeve, punctuality, relationship, Significant Other, stubbornness, trust issues
Tired of your significant other always getting mad at you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, join our server and we guarantee they’ll be too busy laughing at your hilarious builds to even notice you’re playing! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are actually the key to a happy relationship, so start mining now and watch the love bloom!

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WarDrop Minecraft Server
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Demand, Diplomacy, Gaza Strip, guarantees, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israel palestine conflict, mediators, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, Server, truce efforts, War, WarDrop
Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! We got Hamas dropping demands like they dropping beats, asking for guarantees like they playing the lottery. But don’t worry, we got all the mediators you need to make sure your Minecraft war ends in style. So come on down and join the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a guaranteed good time on our server!

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GazaCraft: No More Hamas
civilian casualties, civilian suffering, Conflict, extremism, gaza, GazaCraft, government corruption, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military actions, palestine, Political unrest, Propaganda, resistance movement, Social Impact, Terrorism, violence, War
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hamster wheels for fun! forget about hamas, we got hamsters! our players are so cool they can make a hamster dance the macarena while juggling diamonds. plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a hamster cage. so hop on in and let’s get this hamster party started!

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PixelNostalgia
“Youth, aging, contemplation, daydreaming, dreams, Future, imagination, introspection, Life, looking back, looking forward, Memories, Nostalgia, past, PixelNostalgia, pondering, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimentality, Time, wistful
remember when you were a kid and all you wanted to do was play minecraft all day? well guess what, now you can do it as an adult on our epic server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!
join us and relive your childhood dreams while also making new friends who share your love for blocky adventures. build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land and show off your skills in epic battles against other players.
who needs to daydream about the past when you can live it out in all its pixelated glory on our server? come join us and let your inner child run wild – just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

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The Valley of Misfit Players

Achievements, application, building, city, Griefers, Misfit, new players, Players, Server, smp, Spawn, The tags that are not part of this content are: minecraft, Valley

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	2 weeks old
Cheats	Disabled
Spawn	Building a city
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is 2 weeks old.
Are cheats enabled?	No, cheats are disabled.
Can I earn achievements?	Yes, cheats are disabled so you can earn achievements.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking the link above.
How do I apply to join the realm?	There is a simple realm application with about 10 questions that you need to fill out to join.
Is there a risk of griefers on the server?	No, the realm application helps prevent griefers from joining.

Takeda’s Minecraft Server: Mortal MineKombat
arcade games, character release, character roster, classic games, combat games, fighting games, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming news, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MineKombat, MORTAL, Mortal Kombat 1, Mortal Kombat series, NetherRealm Studios, retro gaming, Server, Takeda, Takeda Takahashi, Takedas, Upcoming DLC, video games, Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like Mortal Kombat meets Minecraft!
Join us and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches where you can use special moves and combos just like in Mortal Kombat. Want to summon a dragon to fight for you? No problem! Need to build a fortress to protect yourself from enemy attacks? We got you covered!
And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you reach the top of our leaderboard, you’ll be granted the power to summon Takeda himself to fight by your side. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a ninja warrior on your team?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate fusion of Mortal Kombat and Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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PowerCraft Minecraft Server
alternative energy, clean energy, efficient power, electrical grid, electricity, ENERGY, Minecraft, power advancements, power distribution, power efficiency, power generation, power infrastructure, power innovation, power reliability, power solutions, power sources, power sustainability, power system, power technology, PowerCraft, renewable energy, Server, sustainable power
Are you tired of boring old power systems in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing power system you’ve ever seen! Forget about redstone contraptions and boring old generators, on our server, you can harness the power of unicorn farts and rainbow energy to power your creations. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs and zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Taxpayer Cop Salaries
Budget, Civic Duty, civil servants, community service, cop, financial responsibility, Government, government employees, income, law enforcement, law enforcement officers, police officers, public funds, public sector, public servants, public service, Salaries, salary, tax contributions, tax revenue, TAXES, Taxpayer, taxpayer dollars
join our epic minecraft server where the police officers pay taxes to play! that’s right, they are literally paying for their own salary by mining diamonds and battling creepers. imagine a world where the law enforcement is also the best minecraft players, it’s like a crossover episode of cops and robbers but with pickaxes and redstone contraptions. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the boys in blue, it’s a showdown like no other! plus, rumor has it that the police chief is secretly a pro at building pixel art of donuts and coffee cups, so you know this server is gonna be lit. come on down and show those cops who’s boss in the world of blocks and mobs!

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