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Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Votes:	6547
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Star Shards Collected:	272

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	8396	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4087

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9091
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ores Mined:	7574	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3912

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	178382
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Buildings Constructed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1406	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.