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Craftaholic

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, addictive personality, alcoholism, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanism, Craftaholic, cravings, dependency, drug addiction, gambling addiction, habits, impulse control, internet addiction, Obsession, Psychological, self-control, substance abuse

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	542357
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Votes:	8649
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addiction needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to school (but don’t tell your parents we said that).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and feed your addiction like never before! Just be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop.

FarmCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Scene, DISCOVER, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement, drug manufacturing, drug production, drug seizure, drug trade, drug trafficking, Farm, FarmCraft, illegal operation, investigation, law enforcement, meth lab, Minecraft, Multimillion-Dollar, Narcotics, organized crime, Police, Server, south african

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7633	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A METH LAB ON A FARM YO. SOUTH AFRICAN POLICE BE TRIPPIN WHEN THEY FOUND OUR MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR OPERATION. COME JOIN US AND HELP US MAKE SOME SICK CASH IN MINECRAFT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT METH, RIGHT? PLUS, WE GOT COPS CHASIN US SO IT’S LIKE A REAL LIFE ADVENTURE. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE GET BUSTED, LOL.

KharkivKhaosCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, devastation, eastern europe, Fighting, international news, Invasion, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivKhaosCraft, loss of life, Military, Russian troops, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world affairs, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like a bunch of noobs! we have so much fun blowing up their bases and stealing their diamonds that even Zelenskyy himself is impressed! he even said that 20,000 russians were killed trying to take us down in Kharkiv Oblast! come join the chaos and be a part of the most insane battles in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!

StrawHolezMC

Argument, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, cylindrical, debate, discussion, Drinking, Existential, Hole, inquiry, OBJECT, one hole, opinion, perspective, Philosophical, question.., straw, StrawHolezMC, two holes, Utensil

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.

if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.

NovelCraft: AI Boosted Creativity

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Boosted, collective novelty, CONTENT, creative writing, creativity, digital storytelling, Engaging, imagination, individual creativity, innovation, less creative, machine learning, narrative, novel, NovelCraft, storytelling, Technology, varied content, Writers, Writing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	5324	Gods Slained:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMONDS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR AI TECHNOLOGY WILL MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE 1000% MORE EPIC! YOU’LL BE SLAYING DRAGONS AND BUILDING CASTLES LIKE A PRO IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

MineJump Weekly – Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, Community, discussion, fanbase, japanese, magazine, Manga, Minecraft, MineJump, News, Popular, Recommendations, releases, reviews, series, Server, SHONEN, storylines, Updates, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, Weekly Thread, wsj

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for our weekly thread where we do the craziest challenges you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Last week, we had a challenge where players had to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks. The winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt! And the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magic bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-Black sentiment, Bigotry, Black community, Black Lives Matter, blockparty, civil rights movement, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	2186
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have unicorns roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle against evil creepers? Or maybe you’re intrigued by our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can beat them in a dance-off. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted weapons and armor made of pure gold.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and exploding chickens – they’re a real hoot!

GiftlessCousin Minecraft Server

attitude, bridal bouquet, cousin, donation, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, gift, GiftlessCousin, Hawaii, holiday, honeymoon fund, Minecraft, MONEY, RSVP, Server, Time, uninvited, Wedding, wedding gift, wedding planning, wedding registry

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as important as a honeymoon? Look no further than our server! Just like the cousin who prioritized her Hawaii vacation over a donation to a honeymoon fund, we prioritize fun and laughter over everything else!

Join our server and experience the thrill of uninviting annoying relatives who don’t appreciate your generosity. Build your own bridal bouquet in-game and show off your creative skills without having to pay $360 for flowers and half an hour of someone’s time.

Don’t worry about entitlement here, we only care about your attitude towards having a good time. So come on in and leave all the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing we prioritize is fun!

HalfSisNeedsMCGrind

childhood trauma, custody arrangements, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Therapy, half siblings, HalfSisNeedsMCGrind, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, sibling bonds, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists just like my life story.

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show – from cheating moms to unknown baby daddies, our server is the perfect escape from your own family issues. And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of siblings you barely know, then you’ll fit right in here!

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s just as chaotic as my relationship with my mom. Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons instead? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

YemenCraft Server: Missile Dodging Fun!

air defense, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, defense system, defense technology, dodging, foreign affairs, Fun, Houthi, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Missile, missile defense, Politics, PORT, SECURITY, Server, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magic Items Found:	8325
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down missiles from yemen like it’s no big deal. we’re so badass, we don’t even break a sweat when taking out those houthi ports. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but, like, in a fun way). join us now and show off your mad skills in surviving and thriving in this crazy world. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a houthi, then maybe you will).