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Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Votes:	8383
Divine Spears Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchantments Applied:	145
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7583	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8124
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Towns Built:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6466	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

alpine-craft.us.to:25568

Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	9	New Chunks Explored:	826860
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1857
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3256	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!