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KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1578	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft server so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a rave in the Nether. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was having a blast. But then, out of nowhere, a team of brave players swooped in on flying pigs and crashed the party. It was chaos, it was mayhem, it was EPIC. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the wild adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TripDontMatter Minecraft Server

accident, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family, Funeral, Gratitude, Grief, insensitive, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, Priorities, reschedule, Selfishness, Server, sister, Support, trip, TripDontMatter, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Emeralds Found:	5969	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.

So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

PixelPolyamoryCraft

aita, artistic expression, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, emotional reaction, Girlfriend, google meet, hurt feelings, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., Painting, painting activity, painting basics, painting boundaries, painting rules, PixelPolyamoryCraft, Portrait, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship issue

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	329	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	7154	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from your long distance relationship woes? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can paint portraits of each other without any rules or restrictions!

On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and paint your girlfriend however you want – whether it’s just her face or her whole body with a monument in the background! Who needs rules when you have the freedom to express yourself in any way you choose?

Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where you can leave all the relationship drama behind and focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new painting buddy who appreciates your artistic vision without any judgment! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the painting adventures begin!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	571
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	793
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Buildings Constructed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crops Grown:	4097
Zombie Dances:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Farms Harvested:	579
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	874
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!