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Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ores Mined:	2660
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

Mom Almost Lost Her Job Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	97	Vanishing Items Found:	2

So, picture this: your mom almost lost her job today and you’re just one step away from becoming a full-time Minecraft pro to support the family. I mean, who needs a stable income when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Join our SMP and help save your mom’s job by becoming the ultimate Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world. So, you know, there’s that too. Join now before it’s too late!

Not Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
New Chunks Explored:	45503	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for rare diamonds, and battle against creepy creepers who just won’t leave you alone.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman powers and be able to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all trolls and griefers, so you can build in peace without worrying about someone blowing up your hard work.

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the epic adventures begin! Just remember, even DJT can’t delay the fun you’ll have here for four more years.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2275

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for the “Don’t Give up on Him Edition” where we strive to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell by building hotels and running small assassin businesses.

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join us for a hellishly good time as we embark on outrageous adventures inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Who needs diamonds when you can have demon souls as currency? Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or start your own assassin business with your demon pals and survive each other’s shenanigans while running a startup in Hell.

Join us for insane stories, epic battles, and a whole lot of chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now!

Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9669
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

No Hate Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Farms Harvested:	956	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Animals Bred:	196	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	180
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!

$50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Listen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨