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DadBod in Minecraft SMP

bad thing, Communication, comparison, DadBod, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father, father figure, good thing, humor, joking, Laughter, male role model, Minecraft, parental influence, personal connection, provoke, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, uncertainty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Farms Harvested:	474	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!

LifeWorthItMC SMP

Accomplishments.., Challenges, Contentment, experiences, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, LifeWorthItMC, love, Meaning, Passion, perseverance, purpose, relationships, smp, success

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what makes life worth it! Is it the thrill of surviving against hordes of creepers and zombies? Or perhaps it’s the satisfaction of building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Whatever it may be, our server is the place to discover it all.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.

So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!

BlockyAnimeLand

Anime, anime binge, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lovers, anime marathon, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, best anime, BlockyAnimeLand, favorite anime, must watch anime, Popular Anime, Top Anime

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	94815	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

Army, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, JOKE, lolz, Military, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, News, orders, Report, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

CraftySugarRush2022

20, 2012, 2022, CraftySugarRush2022, Diagnosis, Epidemic, findings, Glucose, health, INCREASED, insulin, Lifestyle, Medical, Prevention, research, statistics, study, Treatment, trend, type 2 diabetes, University of Georgia

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

advertisement, Anarchy, banned, Chaos, Cheating, crossplay, Direction, flying, Foral, Gaming, Griefing, Join, kill aura, Lag Machines, Minecraft, mvp, Player slots, PvP, REIGNS, Resets, Server, Spam, Survival, Vanilla, Warez, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Version	Java 1.20.6
Crossplay Enabled	No
Player Slots	10 (will be increased)

Additional Information:

Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
Nerfed Xray allowed

IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

Server playlist: Coming soon

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open for players to join
Is there crossplay available?	No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
What is the player slot limit?	Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
Are there any banned activities?	Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
Is Xray allowed on the server?	Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

10M GET, achievement, b.., Community, CraftyGelbooru, digital art, gelbooru, image database, image gallery, image hosting, image sharing, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet milestone, meme, milestone, milestone celebration, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, steal, web culture

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to hit the epic milestone of 10 million GET (whatever that means) and you have the chance to steal it! That’s right, you can be the ultimate troll and snatch the glory right out from under everyone else’s noses.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or maybe just a really good snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Gelbooru!

Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

anime characters, breast expansion, butt expansion, cartoon, cartoon characters, cartoon expansion, ceg, comics characters, curveybooru, desuarchive, edits, Expansion, expansion-related material, FICS, Gang, human characters, humanoid characters, inflation, Minecraft, original content, pastebin, Pictures, smp, toonspansion, Vidya characters, weight gain

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got expansion-related material galore, from breast and butt expansions to weight gain and inflation – all focused on human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and video game characters are welcome, so get ready for some crazy antics!

Imagine a world where your favorite characters are constantly growing and changing in outrageous ways. From SpongeBob SquarePants blowing up like a balloon to Mario gaining a few extra pounds, anything is possible on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you see Batman with a massive chest or Sailor Moon with a giant booty? It’s like a never-ending cartoon crossover event, but with a twist of expansion madness.

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and transformations await you in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

bandanas, Boyfriend, Confidence, doc martens, eccentric outfits, Edwardian blouse, fashion sense, FashionCraft, Gibson bun, Graphic tees, grocery store, high-effort fashion, Jeans, knit cardigans, Mary Jane shoes, maxi skirts, Minecraft, mushroom themed clothing, naturalness, pink plaid dress, red beret, Server, striped stockings

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	102	Enchantments Applied:	242
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all styles of fashion, even if you want to dress like a walking mushroom forest! 🍄 Join us and express yourself with wild outfits that will make everyone do a double-take.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to stand out and be unique, just like our player who rocks a different eccentric outfit every day. From pink plaid dresses to Edwardian blouses, we love it all!

Don’t worry about anyone side-eyeing your outfits here, because on our server, the crazier the better! So come join us and let your fashion flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista too! 😂

FashionablyLateCraft

Agreement, Buyer, buyer’s perspective, Communication, Facebook Marketplace, FashionablyLateCraft, Frustration, late meeting, marketplace etiquette, meeting etiquette, missed opportunity, patience, punctuality, reschedule, rescheduling, rude behavior, Seller, seller’s perspective, Time management, Understanding, Waiting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!