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SMP: CreeperLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	135
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!”

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Votes:	3272
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s our resident expert on all things Minecraft and he’s not afraid to shower you with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of parkour. Trust us, you’ve never seen parkour like this before – it involves jumping through flaming hoops while riding a llama dressed as a clown.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be complimented by a pig and challenge a unicorn to a parkour race!

BankofCraft19

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

come join our minecraft server where the central bank is run by a bunch of russian bears who raise rates to 19% every time someone tries to build a house out of inflation ticks. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of excitement! plus, where else can you say you’ve been part of a virtual economy run by bears? join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a bear yourself. who knows, anything is possible in this crazy server!

Baby Brain Emo Gear

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

join our epic minecraft server and activate your prefrontal cortex like never before! our server is so lit, even babies are getting in on the action with their brain imaging headgear. watch as they process social stimuli and become the ultimate gamers at just 5 months old. who needs pacifiers when you can have diamond swords? come join the fun and see what all the baby brain hype is about!

What is the IP for Thort ChomReang ថតចម្រៀង Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	105	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Thort ChomReang is a Cambodian singer known for his unique vocal style and charismatic stage presence. With a passion for traditional Cambodian music, he has gained a strong following both in his home country and internationally. Thort ChomReang continues to delight audiences with his powerful performances and innovative approach to blending modern and traditional Cambodian music styles.

What are Minecraft servers like Eternals ?

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8527	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Some Minecraft servers similar to Eternals include:

1. DivineWoods: This server offers a custom survival experience with unique features such as custom biomes, dungeons, and quests. Players can also enjoy a friendly community and regular events.

2. MagmaMC: MagmaMC is a Spanish-speaking server known for its custom features and immersive gameplay. With features like jobs, economy, and custom items, players can enjoy a one-of-a-kind experience similar to Eternals.

3. SkyRealms: A server focused on skyblock gameplay, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional survival experience. Players can team up with friends, complete challenges, and build their own floating islands in the sky.

4. ArkhamNetwork: This server offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with unique features like custom enchants and player-run economies. With frequent updates and a dedicated community, players can enjoy a similar experience to Eternals on ArkhamNetwork.

Whether you’re looking for a custom survival experience, skyblock gameplay, or unique features like superpowers and custom items, these Minecraft servers offer comparable experiences to Eternals. Join one today and discover a new favorite server to call home.

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SlimeCrew

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Votes:	2021	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	799	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft experience that combines classic vanilla gameplay with exciting new features?

mc.slimecrew.org

Alathra: Where griefing your friend’s house is considered excellent worldbuilding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	210
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Alathra: New Frontiers Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features

Extensive FAQ

Questions	Answers
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is play.alathramc.com
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Is the world custom-built?	Yes, the map of Alathra is completely custom designed to encourage exploration, trade, and geopolitics.
What unique features does the server offer?	Some unique features include custom fishing, Towny system, lore, RP, custom plugins, Movecraft for movable ships, custom mobs, and animals, brewing, and custom nether mobs and biomes.

Bear’s Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Alien Abductions:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between basic animals like pigs and cows? Well, on our server, you can choose a BEAR as your starting animal companion! Imagine roaming the blocky world with a fierce bear by your side, scaring off creepers and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to let loose and dance the night away. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Endermen and zombies.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a hidden hot tub filled with lava – perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Items Found:	1913	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.