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Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	47	Void Gems Collected:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	236	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	97037

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5263	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7164
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.